Quotes
“Everyone says I’m like the girl next door…Y’all must have really weird neighbors!”
“I know, I know, I know. So I flipped out!”
“They wanted just the kids to get wet, but I … just jumped out there with them.”
“I’m a hygiene freak. I’m like obsessive-compulsive when it comes to washing your hands.”
“I’m cute – and God I hate that. Because that’s not cool. I’m like your niece, and nobody wants to date their niece. It’s the chubby cheeks. The whole reason people voted for me on American Idol is because I’m an everyday, normal girl.”
“I’m not gonna lie, I’m frickin’ hot! That could’ve been taken out of context, but whatever. I’m frickin’ good-looking! I’m just kidding. It is, I’m so sweaty, I’m sweatin’ like Ruben, it’s real hot. ”
“Let me tell you a secret, I totally just busted my lip on the mic (laughs) I’ve got the taste of blood in my mouth. i’m gonna keep marchin’ on, don’t worry! ”
“The cops are kicking us out of the park, cause were so gangsta!”
“You are a woman, and you are touching my leg. I like boys”
“I am the director, you shut up!”
“Oh, my God! I wrap the toilet with paper…it’s a five minute process. Nothing on my skin is going to touch the toilet. People could have, like, nasty butt. And I do NOT use Porta-Potties”
“”Cool beans!” ”
” “Ducka, ducka ducka” ”
“Is your dad a drug dealer? Cuz your dope! (Kellys fave pick up line)”
“If you are going to pressure me to do something, I’m going to do the opposite. So if you tell me to get skinny, I’m probably going to get fat to piss you off!”